I’m thirty, and I’m Catholic, and I’m gonna die alone in a light-up Christmas sweater talking toa menagerie of parrots.
Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. …Because?
Veronica: There’s a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them… as well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Ted: …Halloween and pie.
Better Off Ted, 1x01
THEMED PARTY | Challenge 22 | Hair
↳ Britta Perry [Community]
Jun: I see you worked things out with your girlfriend.
Katara: I’m not his girlfriend!
Zuko: She’s not my girlfriend!
All The Awards - Community
Outstanding Attempt To Calm A Friend In Labor
- Britta Perry for ‘Awkwardly holding their head’
- Ben Chang for ‘Getting them to visualize weird shit’
- Annie Edison for ‘Looking like you want to vomit’
- Dean Pelton for ‘Laughing in their face’
- Abed Nadir for ‘Peeking up their skirt’